What exactly would be the best route to take when going about removing someone's phlegm from your shirt? Wait no, scratch that.
What exactly do you say when an old woman comes around the corner in your shoppe, starts hacking up a lung, you attempt to make sure she's not about to keel over, and the end result is her spitting up on you? Is it appropriate to explode into laughter, scream in disgust, or make a wonkers face while attempting not to shove her over - cane and all - to get away from her as she begins to do it again?
Unfortunately for her, those were the only three things that came to my mind.
In other news, U-No-Poo has once again failed to kill our Fearless Leader. You lot that have a problem with him have to admit that you couldn't do that.