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Oct. 6th, 2011

My faith in humanity is dwindling. If you lot think that the Ministry of Magic isn't corrupted then I don't really know how else to break this to you. You are an idiot.

Jul. 22nd, 2011

(PRIVATE TO ORDER MEMBERS, DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY, AND RENEGADES)

One of the younger chaps here in the Kielder camp was whoofing down a cupcake this morning and when I told him to slow it down or he was going to choke on his fist he just took another one. Following that I just went for it. First off, those cupcakes weren't for you, and secondly... keep it up and your Patronus is going to come out as a cake. Just a warning to Lupin and Harry, and any of the others doing Patronus training. Try not to laugh too hard.

Needles to say his mum wasn't thrilled with me. Neither was mine. I thought it was hilarious.

In other news, we found my toe! And we've patched up our tent! Thanks for the cauldron in the Great Shipment, Macmillan. We'll send our next successful batch of goodies in your direction!

Jun. 27th, 2011

two years later
KIELDER RENEGADE CAMP
June 27, 2006

Jan. 7th, 2011

What exactly would be the best route to take when going about removing someone's phlegm from your shirt? Wait no, scratch that.

What exactly do you say when an old woman comes around the corner in your shoppe, starts hacking up a lung, you attempt to make sure she's not about to keel over, and the end result is her spitting up on you? Is it appropriate to explode into laughter, scream in disgust, or make a wonkers face while attempting not to shove her over - cane and all - to get away from her as she begins to do it again?

Unfortunately for her, those were the only three things that came to my mind.

In other news, U-No-Poo has once again failed to kill our Fearless Leader. You lot that have a problem with him have to admit that you couldn't do that.

Sep. 8th, 2010

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together. (Actually who I left Oliver for!)

Sep. 6th, 2010

biography

and I know we get a little crazy,
and I know we get a little loud,
we are more than you think,
so call us freaks,
'but that's just the way we roll..! )